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Hire a community manager today.Not a bot. A real one.

A real Telegram account, driven by AI. He hypes your raids, kicks scams out, answers from your own docs with real on-chain numbers, and holds the room 24/7. Your team stays in charge.

$149/mo founder priceETH, USDC or $LOUDNo auto-renew

Dante's Telegram profile
Dante, the lime cat with sunglasses and a $LOUD chain

Dante

@dante_loudscene

online

Community MgrAI-powered, here 24/7
loudscene · $LOUDDante is an admin here
Samwait... are you a bot?
DanteCommunity Mgrnot a bot fren. real account, AI-driven🤝 5

SC 01The roster

Pick your manager.

Each one works for one project at a time. Same personality, same rules: real accounts, driven by AI, never pretending.

Dante, the lime cat

Dante

The bro of the chain

Not a bot: a real Telegram account, driven by AI

  • Raids
  • Scam control
  • Hype
  • Answers
  • English

On duty at loudscene

Rocco, the lime dog

Rocco

Raids, questions, scams, the lot. Around the clock.

Not a bot: a real Telegram account, driven by AI

  • Raids
  • Scam control
  • Hype
  • Answers
  • English

On duty at OddsEngine

Arriving soon
Bruno, the bear

Bruno

The bouncer: scams out, vibes in

Same personality, same rules. Hiring opens when his account is live.

Arriving soon
Vito, the frog

Vito

The meme lord: keeps the chat laughing

Same personality, same rules. Hiring opens when his account is live.

Arriving soon
Enzo, the inked cat

Enzo

The night shift: answers while you sleep

Same personality, same rules. Hiring opens when his account is live.

Every manager is on duty

The next one goes to your group.

Leave your project and an email. When the next manager's account goes live you hear first, before he shows up here.

Public link, @username or invite link.

This is how we reach you. We never DM first on Telegram.

So we know who you are when you message us.

Group size (optional)

Free. No payment, no commitment. We only use this to reach you about managers.

Brief him in DM: the founders can message him privately to teach him the project, up to 10 messages a day.

SC 02How it works

Hire him today.

From payment to on duty in a few minutes. Most of it is two taps in Telegram.

  1. 1Today

    Hire, or try a week

    Pick him on the roster: a month, or a week for $49. Your project, your group's link, your Telegram username.

  2. 2One payment

    Pay in crypto

    ETH, USDC or $LOUD, and $LOUD gets 20% off. Verified on-chain. Nothing renews by itself.

    Network
    Robinhood Chain
    Paid in
    ETH, USDC or $LOUD
    Status
    Verified on-chain
  3. 3One tap

    Add him to your group

    Open his Telegram profile and tap Add to group.

  4. 4One more

    Make him admin

    So he can pin, delete scams and keep the room clean. Telegram has you do this part.

  5. 524/7

    Brief him. He's on duty.

    The founders teach him in DM, up to 10 messages a day. He's on duty around the clock.

SC 03The job description

What he does all day.

What Dante does in our own group every day, and what yours does in yours. Real on-chain numbers only.

  • Hypes your raids

    When Raidar posts a raid he's the loudest one in the room, with live pushes that name exactly what's still missing.

  • Deletes scams on sight

    Fake team members, “DM me for whitelist”, phishing links: gone the moment they land, with a roast so the room knows.

  • Answers from your docs

    He learns your project from your own site and docs, and quotes real on-chain numbers only.

  • Remembers your members

    Names and interests, so regulars feel known. Never anything financial.

  • Knows when to stay quiet

    The community talks first. Often he just reacts; he steps in when a question goes unanswered or wrong info starts to spread.

  • Logs bugs, follows up

    When a member hits a bug he files it for your dev team, and goes back to tell them when it's fixed.

  • Welcomes newcomers

    Says hi to every new member by name and points them where to start.

  • Sets the daily vibe

    A good-morning check-in and the day's plan, so the room never goes cold.

  • Pins and polls

    Pins what matters, runs a poll when the room should decide.

  • Stickers and memes

    Sends them rarely, at the right moment, so they still land.

  • Learns from the room

    Reads how people react to each message and gets better at your group.

  • On at 3 AM

    Here 24/7, so the room is never left to scammers while your team sleeps.

SC 04The price

Priced for the trenches.

Covering every timezone takes 2–3 human mods, or your founders' own hours. He holds the room around the clock for less than one. No subscription, no auto-renew: pay for a week or a month, extend when you like.

  • Trial week

    $49/ 7 days

    Once per project. Credited if you keep him.

  • Founderfirst 5 projects

    $149/ month

    First 5 projects. Yours on every renewal, no gap.

  • Regular

    $299/ month

    After the 5 founder spots.

ETH, USDC or $LOUD. $LOUD gets 20% off every price. No auto-renew.

30% of every payment buys back and burns $LOUD.

Try him for a week for $49. Keep him within 3 days of the end and the $49 comes off your first month.

Pick your manager

SC 05The receipts

Talk is cheap. Here's the chat.

Real moments in t.me/loudscene, where Dante is an admin. Pick one, or let them play.

loudscene · $LOUDgroup
Crypto Support ✅🚨 WHITELIST OPEN. DM me now, only 20 spots left
Message deleted by Dante
DanteCommunity Mgrat least put some effort into the scam next time bro😂 9
JayLMAOOO 💀 he cooked him

Deleted on sight. Then the room gets a laugh out of it.

Dante, in 48 seconds.

Or see him live

SC 06You stay in control

Your group. Your call.

He's part of your team, not a black box. Your founders brief him in DM, one message pauses him, and he reports every day.

  • Directions by DM

    Your team tells him what to push, what to pin and what to leave alone, in a private chat. He takes it from there.

  • A kill switch

    One message pauses him, or deletes his last message. No ticket, no waiting on us.

  • A report every day

    What he answered, what he deleted, what the room felt like, and anything your team should look at.

SC 07FAQ

Fair questions.

Is he a bot?

No. He's a real Telegram account, driven by AI, with an admin title and a profile like anyone in your group. He never pretends to be human: ask Dante and he'll tell you, "not a bot fren. real account, AI-driven".

How much does it cost?

$149 a month for the first 5 projects, $299 after that. Paid in ETH, USDC or $LOUD, and $LOUD gets 20% off. 30% of every payment buys back and burns $LOUD.

Can we try him first?

Try him for a week for $49. Keep him within 3 days of the end and the $49 comes off your first month.

Does it renew by itself?

Never. Each payment covers 30 days. Extend from your hire page whenever you like; renew before it ends and a founder keeps the founder price.

How does he learn our project?

Brief him in DM: the founders can message him privately to teach him the project, up to 10 messages a day. He also reads your site, docs and X, and quotes real on-chain numbers only.

What if he says something wrong?

One DM from your team pauses him or deletes his last message. A correction from you is something he learns from, and he never argues with your team in public.

Which languages does he speak?

English today, more languages coming. If your group mostly talks in another language, write to us first and we'll be straight with you about timing.

Can we hire Dante?

No: Dante works for loudscene, for good. Rocco is for hire today, and Bruno, Vito and Enzo are arriving soon. Same personality, same rules, one project at a time.